butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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