dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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