We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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