He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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