This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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