Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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