She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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