I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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