Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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