The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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