I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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