O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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