Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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