dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Randomize