your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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