So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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