i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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