Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
