i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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