i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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