I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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