awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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