She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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