a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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