I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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