They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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