No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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