But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if i can run in heels then i can drive
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
So vagazzling was a success
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