Please don't use social media to get back at me.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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