so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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