you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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