Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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