Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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