please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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