His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
