I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
