yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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