It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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