exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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