So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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