using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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