Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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