And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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