I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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