brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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