My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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