It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My ass is underappreciated
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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