Yo dont text me then not text me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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