No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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