glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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