doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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