you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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