just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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