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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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