her vagine was all disorganized.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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