we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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