On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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