so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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